I Was A Perfect Parent Before I Had Kids

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Quote of the night from Courtney:
Clunk.
Short pause followed by, "Owwwww. I think I just broke my head knuckle."

Posted by Tracy at 8:42 PM

Tracy: This blog LOOSELY chronicles my (mostly failed) attempts at being that perfect parent I WAS before I had my children. If you are offended by my thought that going to prison for a few weeks of rest and relaxation with someone else doing the laundry sounds quite appealing some days, this is not the blog for you. Or if my idea that being raised by wolves might often be a more serene option for my two children, then this is again not the blog for you and you might think about following the one titled, "I Started Breathing The Day I Bore My Child" or "My Children's Smiles Are The Only Salary I Need." Lastly, let's make a deal...you believe HALF of what I say on this blog about my husband and children and I will believe half of what you say whenever you start a sentence with, "Every minute of parenting is a gift because..." :-)

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