I am not much of a betting woman, but I would ante up my first born child on this one. Okay, I would even see you my first born and raise you my second born on the wager that you have never said either of these two phrases while at your job. I could probably just stop at "these two phrases.":
Phrase #1: "Whatcha got there? Oh...hmmmm...well, put that pickled baby shark in a jar under your desk and turn to page 63 in your math book. And don't even think about taking the cover off during the next 45 minutes. I'll take your word for it that his eyelids open and close."
Phrase #2: "Whoa! You look different today, did you get a haircut? Ah, I see...how embarrassing...well, I have never worn a weave before but I'll do my best to get yours back attached securely to your scalp."
True story, I said both today.
I love my job.
Looks like my kids are my own for another hand.
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