A tutu the ballerina does not make

Heard being yelled from the top of the stairs:

"HEY GUYS! HERE COMES THE ONE WEARING THE TUTU DOWN THE STAIRS!"

(pause for 2 seconds)

THUMP. BUMP. SLAM.

(pause for 5 seconds, some deep breaths and some knee brushing off)

"HEY GUYS! HERE COMES THE ONE WEARING THE TUTU DOWN HALF THE STAIRS!"

Apparently even the power of the tutu is no match for your mother's ungraceful DNA. Sorry Courts.